Atomic Blondie

When you 69 with 2 tangerines and close you and let anything.

I thought it was a crime scene when I walked in, but it was an Atomic Blondie.

by Kmanisles February 6, 2022

atomic penis

A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm

I have a atomic penis

by kklaus2001 October 5, 2021

Atomic Confetti

The act of a man inserting a tampon into his rectum while he has a sick stomach and asking his partner to pull the string of the tampon out making a surprise explosion of diarrhea confetti!

“I heard our neighbors wife screaming last night. Turns out Joel pulled the good old Atomic Confetti trick on her!”

by katvond16 September 29, 2021

atomic:/

a very smart and peng guy who reminds me of sweet mangos mmm

oh its ddy atomic:/

by k9das:/ July 23, 2021

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 3, 2021

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I went to the bathroom and sprayed out an atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 3, 2021

Atomic Cow

A dairy cow poisoned with radiation.

This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.

by volcano.man August 7, 2021