melon cat

a term to describe a cat in a melon

There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome

"omg look at that cute melon cat"
"I know right"
"I've heard melon cat is attracted to melon dog"

by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021

Nigga Melon

OMG NIGGA MELON OHH CHEZ

ola

ola soy nigga melon

by Irtalian Sheimer August 1, 2021

Melon

A very sweet, wholesome, and adorable person

Goodnight my melon

by p_m_k_nn_2911 August 13, 2021

G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

Melon

Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

Melon

used to describe someone who's just committed a really stupid act.

"you proper melon!"

by Anarchy42073 September 2, 2022