Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010

Wet Knocker

One who performs cunnilingus upon a girl with a labial piercing, or upon a man with a penile piercing.Can also be used as a derrogatory insult.

Maria loves John because he's cute, and is quite the wet knocker.

Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!

by TinkyWinky69 May 4, 2006

Wet Kev

A Wet Kev is were a girl places her legs behind her head and is spun by a number of guys which then cum on her while she is still spinning.

Dave: Hey Lucy do you want a wet kev?

Lucy: I think i'll pass

by Ethan "Dave" Rogers August 1, 2007

wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 4, 2009

snoaking wet

Wet to the bone from rolling around in the snow or getting pummeled by snowballs.

Spring skiing was awesome, but damn we were snoaking wet by the end of the day!

by Frogman Tim January 18, 2009

Wet Wendy

Similar to a "Wet Willy," instead of using saliva to stick in the victim's ear, the appropriate body fluid for the Wet Wendy is female or male cum.

After I soaked my finger in my vagina, I went over to Mark and gave him a wet wendy.

by Jadedsk September 17, 2014

Wet Debbie

Similar in concept to a Wet Willy, except in the Wet Debbie, a woman shoves her finger into her wet snatch and immediately sticks it into the recipient's ear. Risks associated with the Wet Debbie include intense, perverse euphoria and STIs of the ear.

That stripper at the Toys for Tits charity drive gave Joe a Wet Debbie for donating two expensive toys! But now, unfortunately, he has gonorrhea of the ear. :/

by jockstar33 December 14, 2014