waffle-faced

Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.

Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.

by Goldendale August 11, 2006

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Pussy Waffle

A dangerous and war-torn pussy. It is the Somalia of vaginas.

Michelle Duggar had a pussy waffle after her latest miscarriage.

by tenaciousday October 18, 2012

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On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".

"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)

by Hairy Dog Owner September 28, 2006

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twoit waffle

when the twoit is sticky like waffle syrup

derak and ryan know ur a twoit waffle

by sexual bears March 1, 2010

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waffle texts

1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.

2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message

Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!

Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.

Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.

by PickleDaVeggieMan October 27, 2009

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