butler issues

Issues similar to mommy issues or daddy issues, but specifically an attraction to those who show affection in an overly polite way, and who show affection using acts of service. (One of the five love languages.) Many people with butler issues have had trauma regarding others lacking kindness or doing things for them. An attraction to gloves or hands is also often found in many people with butler issues. An attraction to elegant fashion, especially suits or tuxedos, is also usually prevalent.

She had clear butler issues, since the only mildly attractive thing about him was the way he did things for her at her beck and call.

by yeeyeeeyeofatiger January 1, 2021

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

deaddy issues

A girl has “deaddy issues” when she cannot get over her dead daddy.

Did you see that chick getting a train run on her? She must have deaddy issues!

by JK from the D March 15, 2021

Issues

A way of saying something or someone isn't worth the trouble

I had to break up with my boyfriend, Don F. is a fuck that because he has a lot of issues

by Old McD April 27, 2021

push the issue

To act or approach with confidence for something you want.

She so bad I had to push the issue.

by Kavarli November 25, 2024

psychoLODGEical issues

What all of da clueless macho irresponsible "middle-aged guys" from Red Green's infamous men's club in Possum Lake likely have -- or will eventually develop --- from attending da meetings at said head-in-da-clouds establishment. Bonus tidbit: Duct tape will NOT cure said malady, anymore than Tim The Toolman's checking into da Henry Ford Clinic ("Whose Car Is It, Anyway?" is da episode title --- you're welcome, nerds! :P) would likely go very far towards helping to cure him of his car addiction!

Kevin Brown (i.e., "Junkyard Digs") recently got married to his "bold, bubbly, 'n' beautiful" long-term sweetheart, Micah Uetz (a.k.a., "Junkyard Mook"), yet even with his wedded-bliss status, he also recently outfitted an old Dodge van to look like da Possum Van, so perhaps even he has some psychoLODGEical issues of his own! :P

by QuacksO December 1, 2024