Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

cactus

prickly, desert living, water hogging plant.

there's that pesky😒 water hogging plant that has prickles and lives in the desert called a cactus🌵

by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 16, 2019

cactus

a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.

hey george do you have a cactus?
no tom, i hate those stupid plants

by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019

Cactus

You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus

Do you want to see my cactus?

by OnlyOnDisneyChannel August 31, 2019

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018

Cactus

A veri big pokeh tingy dat hurt u when u touch it. Like dat one guy on te youtube that jump into cactus and he scream, he scream loud. I think he got hurt. He bleeded. He bleeded rly bad. Bleding is bahd. Yeh dont bled it hurt ur intestines. That is bahd. Yeh dont touch cactus. Cactus bahd.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He got poked by a cactus. He accidentally fell on one. Or two. Well he is in better place now.

by XenonUnlimited March 28, 2017

cactus

a prickly object

Josh: i'd fuck a cactus right now

by cactifucker April 22, 2017