Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.

*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!

by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020

The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.

Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.

by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022

safety car

A thing most commonly caused by Nikita mazepin

Person 1 there's a safety car
person 2 who caused it Nikita mazepin

by random f1 fan July 18, 2022

Safety All

What you say to your friends or people around you when you fart in front of them

Jared "ohhh safety all boys"
Nick "You stink"

by TouchofPoseidon August 10, 2022

Safety net

A significant other one can rely on difficult and challenging times.

You were my by safety net when all life wod fail.

by Sike200104 September 8, 2022

illusion of safety

thinking you are not in danger

if you live an california, you only have the illusion of safety from ohio.

by TapCat November 6, 2022