A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
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