Porch Monxican

The Mexican version of a porch monkey.

Those porch Monxicans thought they were slick speaking Spanish and laughing when I walked past them, but little did they know I got an A+ in Spanish class so I know they were talking shit about me.

by Kria1990 September 9, 2025

Romanian Porch Pirate

A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.

Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”

Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”

by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025

Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025

Porch Porn

noun

Also Porch-porn, Porchporn

1. The act of setting up a glitter bomb, dye trap, or any other “gotcha” decoy package on your doorstep for the sole purpose of filming a porch pirate getting humiliated — then uploading the footage for clout, moral superiority, and a little sparkly revenge.

2. Vigilantism rebranded as content creation. A suburban spectator sport where petty theft becomes a viral kink for people who get their dopamine from watching someone explode in glitter instead of personal growth.

3. The digital-age stocks: you bait the thief, the thief takes the bait, the internet gets a show, and everyone pretends it’s about justice instead of views.

“Bro, stop doomscrolling Porch Porn. You’re starting to think glitter counts as law enforcement.”

by APedant December 5, 2025

Cock porch

Big gut over hanging someone's dick

Check out the cock porch on Wayne. He really let himself go.

by Jabroni272 January 6, 2026

Porch swing angel

A chick who digs anal.

Margaret let me do her up the ass last night. She really loved it. She is a true porch swing angel.

by ImD-licious May 30, 2023

Porch Mexican

An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property

The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch

by Passdadrip June 5, 2023