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premature elecutation

Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.
The parades and celebrations after the 2020 election was a severe case or premature elecutation.
by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020
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Premature Ejaculection

Declaring victory in an election before sufficient votes are tallied to credibly or realistically claim victory.
Trump had a premature ejaculection the moment the polls closed in Pennsylvania at 8pm.
by ZowieZ November 2, 2020
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Premature reciprocation

Sending an additional email to someone after you already replied
"Thank you for replying (several times) to my email concerning the position we have on our relay race team. I assume suffering from premature reciprocation is difficult and somewhat embarrassing for you, but I encourage you to seek help. At this time I feel you would not be a good fit."
by NotWright January 1, 2021
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Premature Hype

When you get very excited for something before it actually happens. Often ruins the actual experience.
I don't want to get excited for the concert until I am actually there. Premature hype may ruin the experience.

He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.
by Professor LoveHandles April 3, 2021
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Premature Actorization

Some New Directors will spin an actor up... and force him to "emote" fully during rehearsal... so that he might see in advance how it might look on film. But this rarely works out by the time the camera is rolling the Actor has already shot his emotional wad... during rehearsals. This I have deemed "premature Actorization"
The actor was spent emotionally by the time the cameras rolled. He was a victim of "premature Actorization".
by RJ Miller May 2, 2021
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Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.
"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."
by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022
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Premature Acceleration

The act of taking off way too fast too soon in a long distance race and burning out before completion of the event.
Oh man did you see Jeff take off? Yeah man he was flying but had premature acceleration. I saw him walking in the last mile.
by Sugardaddy55 January 19, 2022
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