myspace

Facebook for 90's nostalgics who can't accept that we are in the 21st century

Why are you using Myspace, Myspace is a 90s thing. Get with it already.

by IJustGotAPUSH'dOffACLiff May 3, 2016

MySpace

WHat was once a small community of people who could hang out and socialise but is now the domain of emo attention whores and pedophiles. If you ever attempt to tell any user of MySPace the truth of the site the response if them getting bitchy/slapping you in the face/ going "ZOMG WAHH! YOu MAKA FUN AMAH FEELEN!"/ IM EMO YOU BASTARD! //WRIST//

I touched little girls by abducting them from myspace then I cut my wrist!

by Erik Ehlert January 14, 2008

myspace

The place where cool people like Moby likes to hang out.

-Man did you see his myspace?
-Yeah dude it was pretty suck!

by bitchslap May 21, 2006

myspacing

having no life; referring to the site myspace.com created by the one and only TOM; causing pain and misery to everyone else; snooping.

I am myspacing SHANNY'S page to see whory pictures of her.

by CaRULERille September 19, 2006

myspace

*_* A ONLINE COMUNITY OF PEOPLE GIVING INFORMATION ABOUT THEMSELVES TO MEET UP AND KEEP FRIENDS WITH FRIENDS.

ON MYSPACE YOU CAN IM. OR YOU CAN SEND MESSAGES TO ANY PART OF THE WORLD.

by BEOBVO February 20, 2010

myspace

A good way to get some fat 47 year old's dick in your ass.

Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me!

by whyhellothere11 November 3, 2009

MySpace

A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.

Other than that, it's not half bad.

Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"

by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009