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Minnesota Knuckle

When the randomly hot person from the Midwest sneaks a corn-finger finger up the back door without any forewarning mid-fellatio, knowing full well you’re a bootyhole virgin.
You know, I really thought I liked her but then she hit me with the Minnesota Knuckle, and now I’m not sure what to think!
by Spumoni September 10, 2021
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Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.
It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.
by Daneomania March 4, 2022
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Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it
Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?
by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024
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Minnesota Campfire

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.
Saint and Sam went out and started a Minnesota Campfire tonight and think we don't know
by Adrianrage December 30, 2024
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Minnesota Sports

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.
After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"
by ZJR13 January 13, 2025
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Minnesota Brookie

The act of shoving a stick of butter up your rectum, letting it melt, then excreting it's contents onto a cookie sheet.
We went over to MB's house, he made us Minnesota Brookies. They were amazing!
by Ckling June 17, 2025
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Minnesota Luggage Rack

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.
Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
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