by zadz March 1, 2019
Get the middle school mug.The fucking worst 3 years of your life, so much drama, fights, homework, fucking hate the teachers, you get into fights with old friends and make new ones, rumors gets spread, people have their glow-ups in the summer, guys get extra hot, guys only care about girls and their booty if your a flat girl no guy will ask you out, if your fat you'll get made fun of. Middle school fucking sucks, trust me I'm in 8th grade and my ex- best friend me and her got into a fight this year and it got so out of hand, and rumors about me that weren't true got spread and I was called a hoe,whore, and a slut for 2 months, guys look at my booty all the time when I'm walking (how do I know well guys always walk behind me and when I turn around because either i hear my name or my friend is talking to me I see 3 guys all talking and looking at my booty, plus the guys in gym class look at me all the time.) Plus if your short in middle school your middle school life is so fucked and I know because I'm in 8th grade and 14 years old and I'm only 5'0 and all my friends are like 5'2-5'6 and it sucks.
"Damn girl your ass is fine" -Middle School guys
"She's such a hoe I heard she had sex with 5 guys" -Middle School fakes
"She's such a hoe I heard she had sex with 5 guys" -Middle School fakes
by trojansdancer2023 March 6, 2019
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The place where you lose the meaning of life and humanity. You go in happy and ready to "find yourself", but you come out looking like someone from orange is the new black.
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Get the middle school mug.When you're at a massage parlor and get that hand wiggle in the middle of the session instead of at the end.
by CrazyCra September 12, 2018
Get the Happy Middle mug.Instead of ‘Middle Age’ for folks 45-65 who are still viable and foxy…it can be ‘Middle Hot.’
In age terms, there are many ages to describe younger people: newborn, infant, baby, toddler, child, pre-teen, teenager, adolescent, juvenile, young adult (early 20’s) then jumps into adult for a little bit and nothing else for awhile until you are over 45. Then it jumps from adult to middle age to old without recognizing the minute changes and steps for people in this age bracket of which there are many.
There are so many hot & viable people in this age range who don’t feel the least bit old, just look at the actors and musicians in this age group? Still rocking! Yet the name ‘middle age’ makes one think of the ‘middle ages’, a dark time in European history or someone who is getting old and past their prime. Many ‘middle hot’ folks are just hitting their real prime if they’re healthy and living true to themselves! Middle hot also recognizes when someone is still hot, healthy and vibrant, living a vivacious life and yet is not young.
MIddle age? No thanks! We’ll have ‘Middle Hot’ thank you!-Coined ©DM/2019
So we’re ‘middle hot’ now if it fits, not middle aged.
In age terms, there are many ages to describe younger people: newborn, infant, baby, toddler, child, pre-teen, teenager, adolescent, juvenile, young adult (early 20’s) then jumps into adult for a little bit and nothing else for awhile until you are over 45. Then it jumps from adult to middle age to old without recognizing the minute changes and steps for people in this age bracket of which there are many.
There are so many hot & viable people in this age range who don’t feel the least bit old, just look at the actors and musicians in this age group? Still rocking! Yet the name ‘middle age’ makes one think of the ‘middle ages’, a dark time in European history or someone who is getting old and past their prime. Many ‘middle hot’ folks are just hitting their real prime if they’re healthy and living true to themselves! Middle hot also recognizes when someone is still hot, healthy and vibrant, living a vivacious life and yet is not young.
MIddle age? No thanks! We’ll have ‘Middle Hot’ thank you!-Coined ©DM/2019
So we’re ‘middle hot’ now if it fits, not middle aged.
Robin Wright is a middle hot women married to a man who is also middle hot from France.
I no longer refer to myself as middle age, but middle hot. A nicer way to put that age bracket!
I’d rather be (or be with)a middle hot woman who knows herself than a young person still easily influenced by society!
I no longer refer to myself as middle age, but middle hot. A nicer way to put that age bracket!
I’d rather be (or be with)a middle hot woman who knows herself than a young person still easily influenced by society!
by Damiana00 March 21, 2023
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