Matthew

they are the hottest most sexiest men on the planet and they are the best at sex

I love matthew

by burtcake69 July 16, 2019

Matthew

An annoying asshole who i hate with a passion. He is so smelly and "special"

Don't be such a matthew

by orcalover2004 May 28, 2018

Matthew

A matthew is a nonce, if you see a matthew RUN and dont look back

Me: Omg that's a matthew I better run
Matthew: come here little child

by Dhdhdhdj May 31, 2020

Matthew

Someone who likes shit tractor's.

Oh I see he is a Matthew

by Hendifnnshs jk anxbdkdhndhz October 18, 2018

Matthew

Matthew's can be all personalities but most are dumb logically, although they might seem smart they are really not and will continue to be dumb until proven wrong.

Matthew: Oh that's like if I ate my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said my grandma died.
Matthew: uh yeah those two relate so well.

by PoppyThePoppy March 16, 2019

Matthew

An Irish Potatoe Farmer but he does not crawl on the floor with depression. No one else can plant Potatoes better than him. You wanna know why? Because he isn't just an Irish Potatoe farmer, He's THE Irish Potatoe farmer.

Wow, you got one of Matthew's Potatoes!!! Can I have a bite? They are the best potatoes I've ever tasted!!!

by _totally_not_matthew_I_swear_ November 7, 2019

Matthew

A person who has a Sesame Street fetish and regularly watches Elmo pornography. Also a frail blond lad that often crawls on the floor like a desolate potato farmer while watching Elmo with a poner.

“Man that Guy is such a Matthew. Especially because of his Elmo fetish”

“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”

by Majackson125 November 25, 2019