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Max

A fucking idiot who is lonely and uses people with mind games and last name usually starts with m and ends with 2 S
by Max sucks April 4, 2019
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Max

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Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'
by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019
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Max, I LOVE MAX HE IS ME BOYFRIEND
Random gurl: max is cute
ALLISON/me:NO HE MOINE
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Max is a massive twat
by DarkAndDeath182 September 1, 2019
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Ahhhh, man
That one guy that will either ruin or make your day, yep that one.
He's a nice guy if you get to know him, for some reason likes post Malone ALOT. Is straight (most of the time) but will most likely be friends with girls more than boys..that's just the way he is!
Boy: Yo dude WTF is up with your new BF
Girl : Max? Oh, he's just being himself.
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Max is a male name only given to the most gorgeous and perfect who have amazingly stunning good looks and has a giant Godly male reproductive organ and looks like the product of David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris but no girls will ever have Max for their own awesome and fantastic experience because they are gay
by Max'sLover March 30, 2017
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A stupid clingy person who thinks everyone likes him when in reality no one do. He is a player and mess wih people's emotions. And makes people uncomfortable. He makes people mad all the time. He is a cute also
by Buttward April 10, 2017
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