Hoodie noose

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you

I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me

by Hoodie noose maker November 6, 2023

Share a hoodie

Is when a guy is docking with an uncircumcised punishment he is sharing his hoodie.

Hey Jon, can we share a hoodie this evening.

by anonymous December 31, 2023

Mac hoodie

If you wear a Mac hoodie your a bad bitch

Only the baddest bitches wear Mac hoodies

by Mac dwaddy February 1, 2024

Hoodie

Slang for male foreskin.

"When he pulled down his pants and I saw that hoodie, I started drooling!"

by Rimalitza February 2, 2024

Hoodied

Equipped with a male foreskin, especially one that fully drapes the penis head when flaccid..

My Scrub profile says I am heavy into hoodied bros.

by Rimalitza February 2, 2024

National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day

What do you know, its National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day. Don’t forget to give it to her!

Girl:Hey you know what day it is right?
Boy:Yeah. February 9th. Why?
Girl:So you forgot?
BoyHuh?
Girl:Its “National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day”

by NationalDayzz February 8, 2024

Blue Hoodie

Something worn to symbolize standing for civil rights and common decency towards minimum-wage workers.

From the viral video of a man throwing a smoothie at a teenage employee wearing a blue hoodie.

Person 1: “Yo, did you see the girl taking that Karen down?

Person 2: “Yeah! She was rocking that blue hoodie.”

by Ace Bitch December 5, 2022