Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012

slippery falcon

Nickname for a Rito, male hooker in the Legend of Zelda Breath of The Wild.

Oh man, that slippery falcon was worth every ruppee!

by EpicFirno April 18, 2018

Fly as a Falcon

When something is really cool or you like it. Falcons are also the fastest flying birds.

Tanner: Yo, Brody I like your new shoes, those are fly as a falcon!
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?

by Mike_ockslong October 15, 2018

capt falcon

that one screaming guy in smack bros 64, he was really op and could kill at early percent with the stupid powerful moves he was given. He was also in the F-zero video game line.

FALCON KICK FALCON PUNCH SHOW ME YA MOVES YEAS! FFFFFFALCON! capt falcon is stupid..

by The person who wants to die. February 28, 2019

joshua falcon

a person who licks feet from heel to toe because they’re gay

I saw Joshua Falcon licking Jayden’s feet in his car yesterday

by hsisysgsusvsv March 11, 2019

Captain Falcon

A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.

Captain Falcon will fucking falcon punch your face till you die

by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018

Falcon

Fully Automated Luxury Communist OS Nirvana

In the near future computers and robots will do the mundane work and we’ll all be Falcons living in a Fully Automated Luxury Communist Open-Source Nirvana

by VidrijDa June 7, 2018