Dieseled

To be so extremely high that you could make the impulsive decision of shaving your head in order to look like Vin Diesel.

“Yo I was so dieseled at that party last night”

by sfgurl September 19, 2020

ripped diesel

The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.;

"last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel"

by hoss guy December 30, 2011

Diesel

to be fit, abnormaly fit, like a body builder.

my boyfriend is so diesel.!

by shaniquaisababe July 3, 2011

Diesel

A fatass with no balls

Bad dog diesel get off the couch or im putting you down

by Jmeurbsf November 23, 2021

Portuguese Diesel Blowout

Is the act when a female is riding a male cowgirl. And when he’s about orgasm she jumps up and kicks the mans nuts. A similar act to a Portuguese gas pedal.

My man was being an ass all day so decided to have fun with him and at the end I gave him a Portuguese diesel blowout

by Swanpdonkey2469 May 17, 2023

Diesel lighting

When you become so good at gaslighting it turns into diesel lighting

“Patricia won’t stop diesel lighting me”

by Carmenrae2469420 March 24, 2023

Shane Diesel

Shane Diesel is the stage name for Saul Seward Armstrong, an African-American pornographic film actor. He is best known for his career in the professional adult film industry, starring in films produced by companies such as DogFart Network and Digital Sin. The overwhelming majority of his filmography features interracial sex, often crossing over into the niche cuckolding genre, which is often considered his most famous and iconic work.

In addition to professional films, Diesel also runs an OnlyFans account where he posts even more content in a subscription based service. He also has a reputation for being willing to personally cuckold men willing to pay with money.

Friend 1: I spoke with the doctor yesterday. It turns out my wife got pregnant with triplets after I paid Shane Diesel to destroy her pussy last night.

Friend 2: *Becomes drenched in anxious sweat and gets very visible boner*

Do you still have Shane's phone number!? I need to set up an appointment!

by NTR-Enjoyer December 13, 2022