coochie cruncher

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.

“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”

by kgbish June 13, 2021

coochie captain

andrew. just andrew.

Andrew equals coochie captain. coochie Captain is andrew

by cyxnide August 12, 2022

Fishy Coochie

A vagina that smells like a stormy day on a fishing boat in the middle of the Atlantic.

Man #1: Oh, you slept with her too?

*Daps Man 2 up*

Man #2: Yeah, bruh....was it your first time tasting tilapia?
Man #1: Nah, I've had it before! I love a fishy coochie.

by HerpieHerb69 November 18, 2022

coochie queen

you slay all day and you yasifide and you ate that up

i ate that all day and you slayy queen you slay coochie queen

by slayyallday October 13, 2022

Coochie Crunchies

The crunchy stuff that forms in panties after a woman discharges in them and it dries up

Wendy I was doing your laundry and I noticed you had some Coochie Crunchies in your panties

by SavAvv January 9, 2022

Coochie lore

All knowledge and myths about coochies

Person 1: hey man do you know much about coochies?

Person 2: Yass queen I know all about coochie lore😍💅

by Snsjdjdjgkgkho January 17, 2022

Coochie slurper

Someone who eats out coochies, but prefers to use a straw.

“Brayden is a coochie slurper. It’s so gross”

by Anonymous_Knowledge May 29, 2022