never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 9, 2021

Chilli cough

Coughing whilst sick with covid

Oh shit he’s got the chilli cough, he must have been eating bats

by AzzzMelbourneOztralia November 16, 2021

manorville dick cough

something u get when u visit/live in manorville. hacking profusely.

daniel has manorville dick cough

by enowneaknw September 25, 2021

Cough Drops

The dried spots on the inside of your windshield (windscreen) or outside of your computer monitor.

Usually caused by uncovered coughs and/or sneezes.

I had to clean the cough drops off my computer monitor, again.

by Miss Pirette August 5, 2021

Unblobbin’s Cough

Dry cough developed from spending less than 18 hours per day in bed.

Alexis had to work after just 9.5 hours of sleep and developed a case of Unblobbin’s cough.

by Charlier2 August 28, 2022

brothel cough

Brothel worker slang for bacterial tonsillitis, the second most common cause of a sore throat amongst working girls.

“I’ve got brothel cough again, some guy put his fingers in my mouth. This always happens.”

by Bipolarraccoon October 26, 2022

Bum cough

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.

As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.

by Lovebun27 November 8, 2022