The Youtube comments section. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
by Slavic_ November 22, 2023
Get the Youtube Comments mug.This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.
My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.
by Albus Doorknob January 12, 2023
Get the comments on this post have been limited mug.A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.
EX.
p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee
p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa
p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you
p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??
p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also
and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf
Ex2.
p1: I am vegan
p2: ok karen
p1: bro what
p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat
p1: are you dumb
p2: no you are vegan
p1: bro stfu
p2: you have failed me.
p1: what???
and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf
EX.
p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee
p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa
p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you
p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??
p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also
and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf
Ex2.
p1: I am vegan
p2: ok karen
p1: bro what
p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat
p1: are you dumb
p2: no you are vegan
p1: bro stfu
p2: you have failed me.
p1: what???
and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf
Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf
by twtc97 July 12, 2023
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A bitch "Why are you leaving mean comments on my thing!? I'm not mean!"
Hym "Welp... I see here that you have a bunch of NICE comments that are telling you that you are smart and/or correct and you are neither smart NOR correct. You're just mad that I'm disrupting the sound of your sycophantic little echo chambers, you sorry fuck. You don't like getting berated for being stupid and wrong then stop doing it! And your dad is a faggot."
Hym "Welp... I see here that you have a bunch of NICE comments that are telling you that you are smart and/or correct and you are neither smart NOR correct. You're just mad that I'm disrupting the sound of your sycophantic little echo chambers, you sorry fuck. You don't like getting berated for being stupid and wrong then stop doing it! And your dad is a faggot."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
Get the Mean comments mug.Hym "YOU KNOW and I KNOW... That I would not read a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT if you could comment on this. NOT A SINGLE ONE, EVER! I would leave them on just to make you feel better. Just being you idiots all need to FEEL IMPORTANT but I would never actually taint my own psyche by filling my head with inferior thoughts by reading your comments. You want to comment on some shit go to YouTube. Where are you right now, bitch? Is this YouTube? No! You're not ON YouTube right now. And do you know WHY you're not on YouTube right now? BECAUSE I'M NOT ON YOUTUBE MOTHERFUCKER!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Get the Comments mug.The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.
My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.
by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023
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Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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