Butthole milk

After spreading out the womens clean butthole you pour milk in her and then add cereal

My girl likes me to drink her butthole milk

by Bod23 April 1, 2019

butthole sisters

When two girls take it in the butt by the same guy

Dude you took it in the butt too by jerry!? We’re butthole sisters!

by Phillip lll April 13, 2019

Butthole gravy

The brown watery sweat that builds up on ones butthole on a hot day.

Dude it's so hot out, my butthole gravy is definitely going to stain my drawers.

by Huge hammer69 May 17, 2019

Bulging Butthole

Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.

God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.

by ricardocabezaretardo June 20, 2019

Butthole freeze

Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.

I was washing my butthole for so long that I got butthole freeze.

by Liseee82 May 24, 2018

butthole squirm

The manifestation of something, either that makes you very uncomfortable, or something that activates the human spidey senses. Similar adjective use to "the hebe jebes"

Something seemed off about the way he slammed that door, it made my butthole squirm

by slickrick149 January 8, 2018

pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass

“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”

by Dirty litter box October 23, 2017