Brett

A male that secretes an excessive amount of cheese.

Hey, did you get that cheese from Brett?

by J Topel November 22, 2021

Brett

A douche bag. A man who is douchey

Man: Send me nudes
Woman: No

Man: Why, you're being such a bitch
Woman: Okay Brett

by J Topel November 22, 2021

Brett

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad

It appears you didn't wipe too well, you have a Brett going on man.

by J Topel November 22, 2021

Brett

(n): The collective term for a group of Douchbags/douchbros. Originates from the idea that, in every group of douchy guys, one of them is inevitably named “Brett.”

Let’s get outta here, Wayne. There’s a Brett of douchbags heading this way!

by Dhsjjdkjaksbakdbjaban November 22, 2021

Brett

Brett is a guy with a mcdonalds shaped hairline, brett always moons people and isnt afraid of anything. Brett plays a sport but isnt very good at it

Person 1: Brett plays basketball
Person 2: He has a mcdonalds shaped hairline

by Dee Joe November 23, 2021

Lewis brett

An absolute moronic rent boy, which bangs in about the one time he was wanted off by Harvey Price

U wish I was Lewis Brett.

by Ericshaun247 November 23, 2021

Brett Cooper

This is news mommy. Otherwise, known as Brett Cooper of the Daily Wire, where use facts and logic to destroy the woke left rhetoric.

I would love it if Brett Cooper would start on me one day, so I could feel her beautiful feet on my back.

by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024