The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.

I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.

by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011

Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.

Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.

I hate the Battle of the Parkers.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle Creek

The cigarette smoking capital of America

“I’m going to Battle Creek, want a cigarette?”

by Jertros January 15, 2023

Battle Bait

The extras or unimportant characters in tv shows and movies with battle scenea who were clearly set up to die in battle

I've never seen him before, he must be battle bait.

by madebyfire January 23, 2023

Battle of the miraculous

A tragic series finale to season 3 of miraculous ladybug, it it upset the fandom so bad The hashtag “CancelAdrienAgreste” surfaced on twitter

Bella“What are your thoughts on the ending of season 3 the battle of the miraculous”

Flora:“It was garbage, and hope the ending to season 4 is better than that tragic ending”

Bella:“Did you literally see what adrien did?”

Flora:“It had me gagging”

by Ummmmmmm?? October 16, 2019