Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"

Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay

by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022

National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass

Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could

by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

National send your boyfriend an ass pic day

Send yo mans some cheeks

Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national send your boyfriend an ass pic day what do I do?

Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!

by definitely not ira March 7, 2021

National Grab ass day

On March 10th and boy or girl can grab each other’s but, no telling don’t be a snitch.

Hey Gabrielle is national grab ass day you know what that means

by MyFaultOG😩 March 10, 2021

National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

Stfu it’s not a real day stop harassing people .-. If you guys actually celebrate this day, fuck off 🖕🏻

Guy:It’s National Grab Ass Day, wanna go?
Guy 2: Ew no you sick fuck, stop harassing women.

by Ew.... May 18, 2021