National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

National Dry Hump Day

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd

National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

National Grab Titty Day

Grab somebody's tittys. September 2

"What the hell why did you grab my tittys."
"Its National Grab Titty Day that's why"

by Lanalia September 1, 2021

National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

National “yes” day

You cant say no on September 3rd at school for the entire day (just dont get in trouble with teachers 💀)

Amanda: can i have a chip
Alexander: no
Amanda: it’s national “yes” day
Alexander: oh? I guess you can have a chip then

by Sincerely.adrii September 2, 2021

National Tall Day

On sep 3 all friends over 5'5" will receive $5 from their short friends (under 5'5")

sup shorty its National Tall Day, give me 5 bucks short boy

by Buy Me a Drank September 3, 2021

National pizza day

This is something we celebrate in September 4

(use this to make ur parents buy pizza?)

It's national pizza day

by anonymous September 4, 2021