King of the Castle

Shortly after ejaculating inside your significant other, and receiving performance related compliments. You shout king of the castle in a Borat voice to celebrate your efforts.

Kieran: *finishes inside his girlfriend*
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’

Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’

by PP Castle February 6, 2022

Annual King Fax Award

The annual king fax(young goat) award is awarded to a person who exemplifies the true meaning of fax(facts).

The winner of this years annual king fax award is king tut

by young 🐐 February 6, 2022

king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet

You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!

by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022

King Crimson

A word describing i betch on discord

Me (not knowing king crimson is a betch): Hi
King Crimson: he's 25 and bababooey
Me (now knowing King crimson is a betch): omg it's that "King" off of discord...not

by BetterThanYou.......WayBetter September 5, 2021

kings breakfast

Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.

I woke up to a kings breakfast.

by Mtnbikeman67 September 5, 2021

co king

If u say co king fast it sounds like u saying cocaine, pretty cool right? *drugs is not cool and drugs are gay AF*

Police officer: So, what do you have in your car.
Guy: Oh just my co king hiding in my-
*pulls trigger*

by Johnstuff12 September 6, 2021

King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.

I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome

by Breath God September 8, 2021