Playboy and Activeboi VS. Train.

One fine evening in the 805 area of California, two ho.eboys were having a kick back on the train tracks with a pretty lil thang, (honestly I don't remember her name) when they realized a train was coming for them. Knowing this was a battle they would lose, they left the train tracks, butcame back again only seconds later. The train seemed to have sensed them entering its territory. The train quickly turns into reverse to make an attempt on the lives of these brave young men, but that didn't stop them from sitting in the train tracks. The train makes a final attack by moving on the explorers once again, and fails. Then homeboy came along and stole the female of which the homeboy picked dibs on.

Playboy: Ay foo, grab the shit and let's move there's a train comin. Activeboi: Say palabra. Playboy: Palavra. Activeboi: you swear dawg, fuck that train I think its gone, it didn't want none. Playboy: We should be in a movie. Activeboi: Ye I'll call it Playboy and Activeboi VS. Train. Playboy: Ay foo don't forget about the bonus disk, yk the one where homeboy picks up on the hyna before you.

by Active a$$ foos November 14, 2020

fellany vs. missdemeanor

Illustrates da unevenly-perceived degree of seriousness dat gender-prejudiced people view crimes with, based on whether da culprit is male ("Boys are **always** meaner and more criminal-minded than girls, and so anything that a guy does wrong is always a FELLAny") or female ("Girls are the cute frail vulnerable innocent half of the equation, and so they would **never** intentionally misbehave do anything serious --- anything they do is always just a MISSdemeanor").

Thanks to the human "fellany vs. missdemeanor" mindset, countless innocent-natured boys and men get unfairly persecuted/prosecuted over absurdly-minor actions/events, whereas lots of truly selfish and cruel-minded females of all ages are able to commit really horrid things like bullying, shoplifting, false accusations, breaking contracts, etc., and totally get away with it.

by QuacksO May 13, 2020

Bold VS Doom

The dumbest war in existence.

Aw shit, here comes Brownyboy99 and Bold Heston having another battle in this Bold VS Doom War!

by Brownyboy99 October 8, 2020

fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person becomes so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth, even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2017

hack vs hack

a weeb called OP doing this silly ting

Oh look, its OP doing Hack vs Hack, that silly boi

by HVH weeb November 9, 2017

fact .vs. fiction

A dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding

How can Hilary Clinton the candidate, NOT Hilary Clinton the private citizen, understand what fact .vs. fiction is , if she doesn't understand that she is corrupt on a subconscious level?

by Sexydimma June 1, 2016

Jimmy vs. The volcano

Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.

Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.

by AdamDangerX April 21, 2016