shoot the squirrel

to look up the dress of a female in order to see her genetalia

Cindy Lou was wearing a mini-skirt, so I was able to shoot the squirrel

by badge531 December 17, 2008

squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

Squirrel Porn

A disabled gay man having sex with a man dressed in a Squirrel costume in a public place, typically a park

Squirrel Porn - "Oh barry, your tail feels so good"

by AllSeingEye June 16, 2011

Squirrel Cheeking

The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"

It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.

Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.

by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010

Squirrel Pocket

N. Scrotum. Particularly that which has been closely shorn.

I fell to the floor when she kicked me in my squirrel pocket.

by Lexis Fugit November 20, 2009

squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.

I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.

by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011

Slow Squirrel

1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.

2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"

3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle

4. Darwin Award candidate

You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.

E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.

Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award

by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011