Get a spoon

by way of telling one to chow down on on your own crap/shit. "Eat my shit" in other words, but just as effective.

You think I'm doing that for you... you can get a spoon love.

by djsk September 6, 2007

lax spoon

your lacrosse stick

dude why does Chase always carry around his lax spoon? he isn't even laxing

by laxchick1212 March 6, 2011

spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.

Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.

by SammyPie April 21, 2011

spoon-guistics

The understanding of how a Spoon talks and its usage of words.

Norther Va

Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."

by Irenical May 6, 2011

topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"

by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016

surfing with a spoon

Using heroin....

I

don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.

by Slidekick October 24, 2017

Silver Spooned

When a game or level of a game becomes suspiciously easy.
Watch out, usually game developers use these moments to set complex traps.

There's my goal right there but this has been too easy. I've been silver spooned, there's a trap or puzzle somewhere, I'm sure of it.

by Rainalot_ May 31, 2017