America sober

When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis

This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!

by Olives&Mango March 10, 2024

Tennessee sober

The state of being clean on all drugs except whiskey and beer.

I can finally pass a drug test because I’ve been Tennessee sober for 2 months.

by TNAdam March 18, 2024

sober convo

A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.

Those guys are having a sober convo.

by TrippyTrash August 23, 2022

super sober

When you’re goofy enough to count how many A&A talks you have on YouTube. And pretend you don’t think you’re better and smarter than everyone else but you really still tug old men for gabbys

I have have six talks online, I’m super sober

by Jeanines plus1 September 4, 2022

connecticut sober

Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.

Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.

by meowmeow1125 January 14, 2026

Ozark Sober

When you consume all drugs except opiates. But opiates sometimes.

Did you here that Joey is Ozark Sober

by Le4n_m4chine January 21, 2026

American sober

/əˈmer.ɪ.kən ˈsoʊ.bɚ/

People who are "American sober" either moderately use or forgo alcohol, and only use Marijuana, Xanax, Ketamine, Adderall, Psilocybin mushrooms, and LSD

Daniel: you still drinking?

Chris: nah, I've been American sober for a while now

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 22, 2026