self-jettison

to throw yourself down to the floor

Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.

by PontificatingPants April 24, 2019

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self-brainwashing

Extricating certain words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations from one's brain and replacing them with other words, thoughts, beliefs, and/or expectations by writing them, reading them, recording them, playing them back, thinking about them and practicing them.

Reading numerous self-help books I realized that my beliefs and expectations were injected into me in various ways by different people since I was a child. Gradually, I realized that I could replace the negative words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations with correct and better ones. I call that process self-brainwashing.

by but for May 7, 2018

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self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.

"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.

by Master Bates 1000 May 30, 2016

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self-study

when you study by yourself instead of going to an instructor or class

This self-study program is superb!

by lpreez January 4, 2017

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self-isolating

The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.

"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."

by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

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Self Sadism

When you purposefully do things that you know will hurt yourself or will make you cry.

A:I just read a fanfic in which my favorite character died! I’m crying

B: dude, you knew it would happen! Why do you torture yourself with your self sadism?!

by Violettavonviolet April 30, 2020

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