Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
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A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.
Adj.
A male with a large penis.
Big enough to be a “third leg”.
A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.
Adj.
A male with a large penis.
Big enough to be a “third leg”.
by Mcgoober March 13, 2018
Get the Tripodic Pony mug.Multi-partner sex where a man has sex doggie-style switching between multiple partners in a row, Chinese-fire drill style. Also works with female on-top, riding cowgirl to a succession of male "ponies".
by Owlet-C July 31, 2016
Get the chinese pony mug.The act of shitting on your partners dick. Then running as fast as you can in the others asshole like an energetic little pony.
by Cleveland ponyoriginal May 31, 2016
Get the cleveland pony mug.The pony dance refers to sex between small people.
The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.
Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.
Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.
Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.
Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."
"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"
"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."
"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"
"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
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