pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world

Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016

pinch the prairie dog

the act of separating shit from ones butt hole. allowing a precise and clean cut of the fecal matter completing it's journey to the toilet.

you- hurry up in there man i need to take a shower.
friend- dude i'm trying to shit.
you- pinch the prairie dog and hurry up washing your hands.

by moreau October 23, 2012

Pinch a Brennan day

A national holiday that occurs once a month on the 28th where everyone get to slap a person named Jenna

“I can pinch Brennan today”

“Why?”
“BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL PINCH A BRENNAN DAY”

by Jennasailsail October 22, 2019

Red Eye Pinch

When a man's penis is caught on his zipper

Oh crap I have a red eye pinch

by anonymous June 7, 2021

vulcan dick pinch

A hand job by george takei or lenord nemoy

dude at the last star trek convention i got a vulcan dick pinch by nemoy

by tacobellassassin September 12, 2010

loaf pinching hoe

The act of pooping ones pants in front of your friends for a few bucks.

I needed some pizza and had no cash, so I became a loaf pinching hoe.

by Chaz Randolph December 29, 2007

Penny Pinching Pimp

aka Triple P aka PPP is someone who has or claims to have large amounts of money yet refuses to spend any of it. Coined in London, ON Canada circa 2013

A: You need to get a bigger TV homie

B: Can't bro, no money

A: Damn penny pinching pimp

by MiniSquill March 27, 2014