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Noah

A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.
A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.
by Deathcobra May 22, 2010
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A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week
Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf
by Kenbone666 June 8, 2016
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N.O.A.H - Noticably Optimistic And Handsome
He's a Noah just look at him.... He very well has a hard time using his brain and he's Cute but, Special.
by Yoloknoight October 26, 2018
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A bitch that cares about no one but himself
Have you met Noah? If you haven't, don't he he is a selfcentered little brat.
by Hocus Pocus 3055 November 7, 2018
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A Noah usually doesn't have the best taste in women but has beautiful eyes and a terrific smile and is very handsome and knows how to brighten your day.
normally tells jokes and tries to catch your attention he will bother you in classes and distract you if your sitting by him,or even partners with him.
Noah has a great scene of humor and he will never let you down.
1"omg is that Noah "
"yeah"
1*girl faints*
by mypotato1000 February 24, 2019
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A person who smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack
by Realperson1234 March 5, 2019
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He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.
NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
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