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platonic cuck

To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.
"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."
by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017
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Cuck Sauce

The anal and/or vaginal cream pie slurped up by cuckolded men after their wives/girlfriends are fucked by at least one stranger.
"Get down there in my ass and suck out all that cuck sauce, slave!"
by jockclarlarjockk April 18, 2017
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cuck jack

When someone steals your girl because you jerk off too much or don't show her attention
Mikey totally cuck jacked Bob's girlfriend at the party last night while Bob was at home wanking off to cam girls
by BankRaider69 May 6, 2017
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mah cuck

"I want something big in my mouth"
"Suck Mah Cuck"
by SGally November 19, 2017
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Cart Cucked

When you have an item in your online cart and many people try to buy the item, so what was in your cart is now gone due to someone else buying the item.
Person 1- Yeah I was really close to buying the Fallout 4 Collectors Edition this weekend.
Person 2- Well what happened?
Person 1- Gamestop fucking Cart Cucked me!
by YungDishwasher February 5, 2018
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Elf cuck

Someone who is currently being cuckholded by one of Santa’s elves
See that guy Jess? Yeah, this Christmas he became an Elf Cuck.
by Greg678910 December 11, 2019
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astral cucking

When you're having sex and you astral project so you can watch from a distance while your physical form and your partner go to town
Remember when Doctor Strange and Christine are in the hospital and he's dying and she's using the defibrilator on him while his astral form fights Kaecilius? Imagine that but Strange and Christine are bumping uglies and Strange is watching from the mirror dimension. That's astral cucking for ya.

"Hey girl imma fuck you so good you go into the dark dimension"
by Falsifications January 31, 2020
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