A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.
I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.
by wizzerman February 23, 2012
Get the Monet Blonde mug.A person who has equal parts blonde and another colored hair. Usually black underneath and blond on top. (A patchy blond).
"With all the blonde on top, but black underneath, what color do you call your hair?"
"Apache blonde."
"Apache blonde."
by scorpiogirl August 9, 2012
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- Wait, isn’t she blonde?
~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?
~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.
by Liferules420 July 14, 2023
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Get the Blonde Ron mug.The color of an English Cream Retriever's butt on a sunny day the middle of March, also used to describe a girl's hair color.
by Toastmaster Trev March 5, 2020
Get the Dogbutt Blonde mug.Person with blonde hair and is slow, confused a lot, bubbly, and pretty. If you are a blonde and you are looking this up you are most likely a dumb blonde.
Teacher: “why is water blue class?”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”
Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”
Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”
by Thedumestblond May 9, 2020
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