Simp

Usually a male

People like to think that females would die to have a simp and, I can say this as I am a female, this is not true. Simps can get rather annoying and aggressive if provoked in a certain way. Please, simps, control yourself and find yourself in the mental state of your actual age.

Guy 1 - Hey, man, did you hear?
Guy 2 - What?
Guy 1 - Tony's a simp!
Guy 2 - Say that word again and I'll hurt you.

by Little Blu August 3, 2020

Simp

Tom.

Tom is a simp

by truebluemeanings August 25, 2020

Simp

Someone who buys their girlfriend flowers on international women's day

Damn that guy got his girlfriend flowers on international women’s day, which is a completely made up holiday? What a simp.

by sharbdaddy420 March 9, 2022

Simp

When a Canadian named Mia, Margret, Magnet, or immigrant, goes crazy for an American named Chase

OMG you are such a simp

by Anonymous16295 January 19, 2021

Simp

Someone who sucks up to a girl on twitter dot com to try and get a shag

That @IsakUtd kid is a massive fucking simp, such a virgin lmao

by fuckusimpsak December 14, 2019

Simp

Harald gay

Me: hey look at that simp, harald gay
Friend: ok

by Super straight man! December 20, 2019

Simp

A guy/girl who will completely switch they’re personality or cut contact off with other people because they got a significant other.

Chad stopped hanging out with his girl bestfriend if 7 years because he started dating Mia a week ago, what a simp.

by crackcoxainebaby December 30, 2019