by Hollsbee November 23, 2021
Get the Shady mug.Woodward OKLAHOMA, WHERE MY PARENTS WERE EATIN BY CANNIBAL CLOWN MASKED MEN AND SOME GUY 6 9 PAID THE COPS OFF. ON 9TH ST BY THE POST OFFICE.
by TheChosenSon May 16, 2023
Get the Shady 580 mug.A small town with a population of 259 located in NE Georgia. It’s best known to be the setting of the best selling book “When The Black Widow Calls” by: Gil Tee. Based on true events, a lady was luring men in and sucking the life from them in a short period of time, most losing their life.
Yo, have you seen McGill lately? He looks to have the life sucked from him. Yeah… I told him to keep his ass out of Shady Dale he just won’t listen.
by Mind_surgeon March 2, 2023
Get the Shady Dale mug.The girl that tries to act real cute in front of your man. Laughing too hard at his jokes, batting her eyes, wink face emojis, touching his shoulder.
by Facestomper23 February 11, 2023
Get the Shady Katie mug.by Jonnysins903 December 19, 2023
Get the Shady Alzubi mug.doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
Get the Real Slim Shady mug.Shadi (noun): A deceptive and reprehensible individual who specializes in swindling and deceiving others within their living community. This person is notorious for masquerading as a successful entrepreneur with an extensive portfolio of dubious side hustles, including claims of involvement in the cannabis and cryptocurrency industries, a fictitious connection to the rapper Drake, a self-proclaimed 'feet finder,' and an insistence on being referred to as 'the plug.' Despite all these grandiose boasts, a 'Shadi' is most notorious for their consistent failure to fulfill the basic responsibility of paying rent in a luxury apartment complex.
Person 1: "Have you met the new guy in our building, Shadi?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? Yeah, he's a total Shadi. Claims to be a millionaire but can't even cover his rent."
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN SHADI-ED CONTACT THE LAW OFFICES OF SLAMLEGAL IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO TRUE AND JUST COMPENSATION. #NOTJOKING
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? Yeah, he's a total Shadi. Claims to be a millionaire but can't even cover his rent."
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN SHADI-ED CONTACT THE LAW OFFICES OF SLAMLEGAL IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO TRUE AND JUST COMPENSATION. #NOTJOKING
by slamlegal December 30, 2023
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