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Bless

Someone that loves to eat ramen, fight, and have a good time. Most Bless’s will beat a bitch up if you asked them to because they aren’t afraid to fight. They tend to be on the shorter spectrum. If you have a bless never let go of them because it will be very difficult for them to re-accept them into their life again. If you talk shit they will say something about that (and also take screenshots if needed) even though she seems confident she tends to be shy around new people, but once you get to know her she will be a BLESSING in your life.
Girl: you can be such a bless sometimes!

Other girl: someone’s been talking shit about bless’s best friend they about to get their ass beat!
by I am your cult leader lol October 10, 2019
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Bless the trap

When someone compliments you but you’ve said thank you to many times so you go with “bless the trap
Him: You are so pretty and you’re boyfriend is very lucky

Girl: bless the trap
by Breezybugg August 26, 2019
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Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.
Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018
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Bless wave

A spontaneous phenomenon in which you constantly feel good or have something good happen to you for an extended length of time.
"Bruh, this month has been amazing I made hella money this month and I bought a new car!"

"Fasho my dude, you’re riding that bless wave!"
by aiiirdrop May 30, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet
i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless
by poxytron May 31, 2018
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Good morning and God bless

Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
by GogglesPower May 31, 2018
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Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.
"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."
by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018
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