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Oyster

It was a rough week, wanna be oysters the weekend? Oy Oy Oysters
by partyboi5000 November 19, 2020
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Fuck Oyster

Jess told me the other day she has been stood up by more Fuck Oysters than Fuck boys!
by Plonkydonk January 4, 2021
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Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
by Kümloud January 9, 2021
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Oyster bay

1. Same thing as a bearded clam. 2
A regional shoreline park located in san leandro. Ca.just south of oakland.
1. I swam in sheree s oyster bay last night.2 let's go to oyster bay this weekend and pack a picnic lunch and go hiking.
by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021
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Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card
Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'
by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021
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Cloudy oyster

When a man cums in a pussy and then someone eats it.
My girl and I introduced her best friend to a cloudy oyster last night, she seemed to enjoy the taste.
by Sylverdemon March 12, 2022
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