North Brookfield

North Brookfield is a small town in Central Massachusettes that is home to slightly more than five thousand residents. Biggest attraction is the Brookfield Orchards. It is an old apple orchard that does a bunch of activity’s in the summer for family’s to come and hang out and buy anything apples, cider donuts. If you’re looking to gas up your car in town you better look else where because we don’t have a gas station, but we do have about 4-5 differnt places to get your hair cut. Unless you’re a “townie” don’t expect anyone over the age of 40 to talk to you because you’re probably just a “transplant”. Wanna go to the bar? Well there are like two in town. One is in the middle of a neighborhood and the other is open on sometimes on Friday or Saturday nights. There are 4 restaurants in town: Subway, Jim’s pizza, North Brookfield Pizza Palace and Statz bar and grill. We are also home to the Vibram shoe company which is pretty cool. The towns claim to fame is that McJagger once jogged around town. We have a big library that is maybe half filled with books. Most of the town is republican and some might be democratic. If you’re looking to move here it’s a nice quiet town, school system is okay. Although most drop out of high school to smoke weed and walk around town aimlessly. Also if you do move to town and talk to people who live in Worcester or Auburn and tell them where you live, they’ll cock the head to the side and look at you funny and ask where that is.

Person from Worcester: Hey friend or coworker, where do you live?
Person from North Brookfield: North Brookfield.

PFW: (looking confused) where’s that????
PFNB: Near Spencer.

PFW: ..........
PFNB: Near Barre, Brookfield, West Brookfield, Easy Brookfield, Oakham.
PFW...........
PFNB:...........about 20 minutes from Sturbridge.

PFW: OOOOOOHHHH! Wow you live far away! I’ve never heard of those places!

by Notatowniebutatransplant May 29, 2018

North Cackalacka

Slang for the state North Carolina

Hey son, you trynna go down to North Cackalacka

by Smartness99 June 2, 2018

North beach

A small beach town located in Calvert county Maryland. It’s where all the high schoolers in calco go to skate, hang out, and vibe. They hold a farmers market every Friday during the summer. There is basically no crime and the whole town has a chill easy going vibe, it’s basically your standard beach town but better.

“North beach Maryland is the jewel of the Chesapeake.

by Big_nig_6969 July 17, 2020

North Korea’d

To intentionally destroy in a reckless or careless way and/or destroys something that was not the intended target

Kyle: damn bro I just wanted to commit arson on one guy but now the whole neighborhood is on fire
Dave: yeah bro you really North Korea’d it

by Sunfyre June 17, 2020

north bloom

a musician who is stinky but makes pretty epic songs

Raccoon: Yo dude are you listening to the fox by north bloom rn?
Fox: Of course man, this song and all his other songs that you should definitely go check out rn slaps.
Raccoon: But like, he's stinky

by marnis September 17, 2020

The north star

A term used to describe a “zit” or pimple on your face that really stands out, like the brightest star in the sky, hence “ the north star”. The term was used ina commercial for acne cream.

And there it was on the end of her nose: “ the north star!”

by Jrbluejr October 9, 2020

Flipping it north

When you get an erection at an inappropriate time and you have to tuck it into the waistband of your pants.

Dude, I just got a huge boner from that hot ass that walked by...I'm flipping it north

by Poonpoonpoongirl June 10, 2017