Minnesota gaslighting

The act of convincing or attempting to convince someone that your personality and the current local temperature are both warmer than they actually are.

"My friends were Minnesota gaslighting me when they told me I wouldn't need a sweater but I later found out they just thought it was ugly and didn't want to be seen with me wearing it."

by PunditSquared December 13, 2021

Minnesota Style

When you bring a girl from Missouri to Minnesota and use ice cycles as sex toys.

Bro! Get the ice cycles, we’re going Minnesota style!

by MinnesotaStyle December 29, 2021

Minnesota

in Canada

i live living in Minnesota*cough cough* CANADA

by pploverlol April 7, 2022

Minnesota meat pie

It's a meat pie from Minnesota dumbass

Man that's one hell of a Minnesota meat pie it filled me the f****** up

by Shalapagos March 28, 2022

Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022

The Minnesota mascot

A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room

I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Minnesota Median

A long snow pile that forms in the middle of a wide town road after it's plowed. The snow pile is often not traversable without the most hickest of pickup trucks, so it essentially functions as if a median was installed on the road.

I was goin out fer a rip on the old snow cat when I got to main street and saw the plows came through already and formed that Minnesota Median that always shows up around there.

That's when I decided to take my snow cat and jump the Minnesota Median and oh you betcha that was the best thing I've done on rip in a while.

by OlGrandpaGallager October 16, 2021