flea on meth

Something that jumps around a lot.

A flea normally jumps around quite a bit, but imagine one on speed (or meth, since it sounds better than speed). That would be chaotic.

Joe, my son, had a bottle of Coke, and for the next few hours, he was jumping around like a flea on meth.

by AtlanticComputer January 3, 2021

Hot meth

A tweaker that is a "hot mess"

Felicia you are a hot meth

by Taylormade31 January 30, 2021

Diet meth

Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)

"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol

by anonymous February 11, 2021

meth dad

Stephen Forment.

Steve is my 'Meth Dad'.

by Morgue Rex February 20, 2021

Meth cheeks

A methhead with an absolute set of clappers.

That bitch don’t have teeth but she got them meth cheeks.

by Choppy Tom February 26, 2021

Meth-o-Theleoma

Overamping on too much methamphetamines causing extreme paranoia.

People starting to see shadow people waving at them on the side of the road and/or having to rescue your friend from staring out of the window blinds for hours at nothing.

This is classic definition of

Meth-o-Theleoma.

by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021

Meth

The only magic crystal that works.

„Do you remember Harry? He does meth now.“

by bowl of cere4l March 27, 2021