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Modern Lynching

To modernly lynch someone is to annoy them for an alleged offence without a legal trial.
to lynch someone is to kill then for an alleged offence without a legal trial.
"ow he lynched me"
'oh you must mean modern lynching, because clearly your still here"
by Gay bowsers bro June 29, 2020
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Modern Racism

To use a term of color or shade to describe a person or group in 2020 and beyond.
You called me a white/black/red/yellow man/women. Which is modern racism because you are breeding negative diversity, which causes people to fight more about modern racism.
by Modern Racism July 4, 2020
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Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.
You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"
by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022
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Modern Neanderthal

A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't
Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!
by MyNameIsNotJay September 5, 2022
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Modern Grnaola

When someone posts all there outdoor, escape frome technology, hike, etc. photos. Sometimes includes smoking.
Wow! Nice photo Mike you're really modern grnaola.
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