A love maker is a man who listens strictly to music about making love that you can make love to without ever listening to anything else. He talks in the low voice of Barry White to everybody by starting every conversation with "You know I love you, girl!"
Gordilia: "That guy Lambert has listened strictly to the Clean Up Man by Willie D in his car and wherever he goes for every second of his entire life with that song on eternal loop without ever stopping! It just plays incessantly wherever he goes!"
Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"
Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."
Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"
Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 2, 2023
Get the Love Maker mug.Brenda: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that love-making love maker. Which one is worse?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Love Maker mug.Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
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Get the ice cream maker mug.Ashley "Why are women who have had several sex partners looked at negatively and called whores? Men who do the same are admired. What are they called?"
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