Limping my piece

When another entity, situation, or object brings the value of a situation down

“Missing that parlay is limping my piece”
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”

Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe

by McRizzler September 15, 2025

Limp mog

To mog someone with your limp dick.

Jack: "yo my friend pulled out his dick to compare with me and I totally limp mogged him"
Brennen: "what the fuck gay ass nigga"

by ThiccSpoon October 23, 2025

limp wrist

meaning gay, or a homosexual man, as a signal to others, "beware i am gay"

my friend is gay (limp wrist pesent)

by Jensen wheble November 7, 2025

Limp-Up

Performing a pull-up, starting with both hands hanging limp from the pull-up bar.

Yo bro did you get your Limp-Ups in for the day?

by Mr. Badgerz November 19, 2025

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024

limp bitchboi

a bitch boy who stays tiny and limp and wants to simp for and be humiliated by one women only forever. He is so in love with this girl. He is now limp unless she allows him to be hard. She basically owns him, turned him into a lil bitch boy who begs to have his tiny balls, and limp dicklett smacked. She has turned him into such a bitch boy that he will leak and moan like a girl and now he is owned forever by her and can never get hard for another woman again.

“Bro, I’m so in love with this girl I can’t get hard to anything except her I can’t wait to be her limp bitchboi for the rest of my life.”

(Girl) “I love that my limp bitchboi he is mine and only mine he can never cheat he can’t even grow past 1 inch with out me, haha, and he is so sensitive when it comes to me he literally begs for me slap his little balls and clitty and he moans like a bitch and he can’t help it.”

by Lovemygfithurt July 31, 2024

limping bizkit

when your crush up dried biscuits and roll ur penis in them, then wave it around while listening to "rollin" by the completely unrelated nu metal band, Limp Bizkit

"my dick hurts dude, i did so many limping bizkits last night.

by crackwhorebethany April 26, 2025