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Lies Rock

Basically the Hitler of high school but in a female overweight body. She claims to care about children and can't stop bragging about her having achieved a certificate for being a teacher as well as for human studies, which really is just a different way to say: "Fuck you I'm officially a psychiatrist."

OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?
"I can't believe Lies Rock is constantly insulting us, she would be a terrible psychiatrist."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."

" I'm joining ISIS."
by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017
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lies

You: Wow she is hot
Them: Yea it's lies
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fragile(fra-gi-li)

That box is fragile(fra-gi-li).
by King Sage February 14, 2017
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Josh Li

He`s a scrub and has a 1 inch thingy. He has glasses and he is basically a slave for his parents. He is forced to do a crap top....oops i mean a shit ton wait.........i mean a fuck ton of homework. But he`s a pretty nice guy but only some times. Other times he`s a 100% scrub.
That guy is such a Josh Li
by MyNameIsBobaloba March 3, 2017
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You Lied To Me

Person1: Did You Know Carrots Are Good For Your Eyesight?
(Person2: (Pushes Some Carrots Up His Eyes
Person2: You Lied To Me!
by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS March 3, 2017
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hill-bill-lies

A previous POTUS Bill Clinton and his Wife Hillary Clinton who ran and subsequently lost the Presidency in 2016. Hillary and Bill and their lies during their previous stint and subsequent scandal in the Whitehouse. Hillary during her tenure as Secretary of State. Her now famous "fog of war" response to the repeated and requested security before Benghazi. Mrs. Clintons inability to comprehend private or classified materials remains under scrutiny.
Bill was barred from practicing law, but was reinstated in 2006. Hillary has had her law license lapse.
We don't want any more Hill-Bill-Lies, in the Whitehouse. It's time to #MAGA
by Bean Republican March 18, 2017
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LIS

Acronym for Laughing In Silence; alternative to the common LOL (Laugh Out Loud) but more honest and truthful.
Girl #1 chatting: She has the worst unibrow...gross! but don't tell her I said so!
Girl #2 chatting: I know, I won't say a word! LIS
by pikazone October 6, 2016
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