keyboard trash

When you get so happy or excited for something word can't describe, you type keyboard trash.
ex. ahdiofhihfojsficijsxapdai

p1: What is she doing?
p2: Oh she's typing keyboard trash.

by goingbackto505 September 8, 2016

keyboarding

striking your head over keyboard, when you read something stupid

What an awful grammar, I'm just keyboarding...

by ukoyoki July 17, 2016

Keyboard comedian

A person who happens to be very funny online, on forums or private conversations, but ends up being pretty boring, awkward or hard to talk to in the real world.

-I really thought we were going to have a better yesterday with Matt, he seemed like he was so clever and funny on Facebook. Turns out he was just weird and awkward in person.
-Yeah, he's a keyboard comedian.

by el_realisator May 13, 2016

Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard

Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt

by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016

Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking

Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard

by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018

dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017

Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

by Yermy May 11, 2020