Jew Canoe

One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.

*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."

by Hpesoj... December 26, 2011

Jew Step

When a Jew does their Interpretation of the 2 Step.

Lexi: Look at Anna Rose

Taylor: She is Working the Jew Step

by Tay&Lex December 14, 2009

Jew-Gypsu

a style of martial art primarily used to buy anything at cheaper cost using haggling, bargaining, or trading.Jew Gypsy Bargaining Haggle Trade Cheap frugal

I used my Jew-Gypsu training to get this car at cost.

by RedStatus March 10, 2015

Jew Snap

The word Jew Snap refers to when people attempt to haggle the price of something. Can also be used like; Jew snapped, jew snapping.

"Yo, I jew snapped this 7ft dildo for 90% off"

by JewSnapper December 27, 2018

Jew Frizzles

Those things that hang from a Jewish rabbi's hat

Hey did you see Rabbi Ambrowski's new Jew frizzles?

by ToothTheTooth June 4, 2018

bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

James the jew

James Crump is a musso bastard who is the son of pavel and the brother of schmaul, he went to the shower yesterday but never came out for some reason

James the jew is smelly

by anonymous October 14, 2019